Dave Goodman Featured Why I Will Never Forget What I Heard in the Last Lonesome Cowboy Town In America I couldn’t help but think that I was in the presence of greatness, the spirit of St Cecilia in one of her many disguises, crying her way into the night along the streets of a never-has-been western town for no one to hear.
Ramón Larsen Fat Chicks in Daisy Dukes is Why Pickup Failed Modern, unattractive women have invested in sending “I am hot” signals, while the reality of their be-dimpled fatness screams impotently otherwise. But your brain was fooled. Your boner fought back against what your gaze was telling you, and your boner lost.
Roger Bloom Featured Corona Virus and The Pleasures of Mass Delusion Being caught up in a mass delusion is only fun if you actually *believe* “we’re all gonna die,” or “Judgment is at hand,” or whatever else has got your panties in a wad. Lemmings only go over the cliff because “everyone else is doing it,” not because it was part of a well thought out plan.
Dave Goodman Featured How To Get Skinny Eating Pancakes Bar-b-q soup would be my ticket to immortality, having freed the masses from their slavish addiction to chewing and suffering through boring tasting meat. . .a hero amongst the people. Ahhhh. . .the road not taken
Dave Goodman Featured The Boy And The Blob: Gay Sorcery and The Capture of The Ultimate Prize In catching my gaze, he did not even try to conceal what was not a devilish, but rather a purely evil grin, which, along with a knowing head nod, said unmistakably: “Yeah, I’m tapping that.”
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Roger Bloom What's The Matter with US (2019) Pluto may represent the rage of the thwarted reproductive impulses of the archetypical “angry feminist,” but he has no patience for her layering an abstract compensatory philosophy on top of a primal urge. Uranus is the feminist. Pluto is, unapologetically, the rapist.
Roger Bloom Featured Why You Shouldn't Believe in Astrology, Part 6 Astrology made me extremely uncomfortable, as it was so difficult to refute: I was not so much afraid that astrology will be wrong but that it will be right. Or worse, just right enough to capture my irrational mind and make me lose control of my thinking - or of my finances.
Dave Goodman Featured Time Travel, Promises of Enlightenment, and The Delicate Art of Southern Perspiration Here in this reflective purple temple the only thing keeping you from visions of Nirvana was the deep stank of frozen body odor. That and the spy cam pointed directly at you, making escape from the watchful eye of Boris impossible. . .
Roger Bloom The End Of The World Is Always Just Around The Corner. Why Going Crazy is Everyone's Favorite Past Time. But with a Neptune experience, nothing is ever what it seems, and even after the most sublime communion with the divine that Neptune grants, we will still, in a soberer moment, ask ourselves, "Was that really real?"
Dave Goodman Cubans, Colonics, and Oxana The Hot Russian Yoga Instructor I couldn't help but audibly lol at the drill sergeant-y tone with which our super-Russian-yet-vaguely-trying-to-be-spiritual instructor barked out commands in her stereotypically broken English.
Dave Goodman How Redemption Was Born of Devastation in an Off-Season Jaunt Through The Crescent City Coldness brings out the hurry in everyone. There’s no languorousness in this weather, and the beauty here cries out to be doted on and indulged, not glanced at in the rush to get indoors.
