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"A Woman's Ass is a Window to Her Soul"

Dave Goodman

As The World Gets Richer, It's Time to Re-Examine The Perils of Generational Wealth

But even in these “primitive’ cultures, the effects of inherited wealth were the same as they are today: indolent, bored, neglected children who were too little tested by life and too much tested by academia and tutors to ever live up to the glories of those they inherited their wealth from.

Dave Goodman

The Varieties of Hipster Drinking Experience and The Slippery Slope of "Authenticity"

Gilly’s was not playing by the rules. In fact, it wasn't even playing at all. Gilly’s was an unreconstructed dive bar, the kind of place you’d find in down and out corners of the rust belt or Appalachia. It was uninhibitedly, unapologetically gross-where gross people come to do gross things.

Dave Goodman

Our Greatest Joys Are Built on the Suffering of Others. Waking Up To A Tired Cliché.

"I've never seen anything like it. What an amazing collection!" He replied in a flat deadpan that was not meant to be deadpan:"Yes, it's a mental illness."

"I Can Only Cum With Guys I Don't Like."

By Ramón Larsen - When there is a problem this big, fast fixes are almost never the answer. But rather, patient allowing of the deeper truth trying to emerge to reveal itself is the more reliable (if far slower) approach of (my) choice.

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Now You Know There Are Honest To God "Songs" in Classical Music. Here's Why You Should Desperately Care

Schreier is in many ways the Bjork of German Lieder. Schiff makes passionate declamations when needed, hidden pianississimos when needed, and is not afraid to bang and bash to punctuate the occasional outburst, so delicate is his touch that no one could ever accuse him of being a brute.

Ramón Larsen

The Tell-Tale Blink

In fact women will almost always look the other way when they want you to look at them, firstly for the ego assuasion if you don’t, but secondly because their left hand can tell their right they weren’t even interested, thus preserving the last vestige of virginal posturing left in the modern world.

Uptight, Repressed, Bible-Thumping Christians Know More About Sex Than You Do

But we've left behind that fear. We’ve enlightened ourselves past the point where we have forgotten a core tenet of life: Sex is risky. Sex is scary. Sex is dangerous. And it’s supposed to be.

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The Sexual Desires of Younger, Hotter People Are Not "Insecurities."

You Will Receive BY FAR The Most Resistance from Women Whose League You Are the Farthest Out Of

Leave the busted pussy for the busted men who need it, and don't make yourself lazy like an Ohio Steel Worker transplant in Kuala Lumpur, soaking up oompah loompah pussy like the King of Spain. Make it a fair fight and win in your own league.

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The Janus Face of Fiber: A Cautionary Tale

The Very, Very Real Risk of Love at First Fuck: A Kinky Trilogy

They will argue, they will fight feebly to try and keep control in the face of your mastery, but when you make them fail, they will fall in love before their juice is even dry on the sheets. This is the thing she desires most in life, but it is also the thing that scares her beyond belief.

How To Achieve Total Relationship Security for Women

These are the mechanics of love, that in the deepening of love, the desire of the other becomes your desire. This allows this dynamic to continue indefinitely. The interests are aligned in that the desire for the other's desires becomes our deepest desire. A bond like that does not break easily.

Dave Goodman

The Southwest's Plus-Size Cousin is Worth Its Weight in Buried Silver

The endless dryness, unpunctuated by spectacle or wondrous glamour of any kind- it's just rock after rock with even rockier mountains dividing the vast sprawls of gravel. It's a hard sell, to be sure.

Grooming For Sexual Failure: Why Porn Is Bad For You (And Way Worse Than You Think)

This enshrines in young impressionable men the sense that they are not in control of the sexual situation. They are not in control of the arousal process. They are completely at the mercy of what the girl does. This is the subtext of porn - and this is why porn is bad for you.

Dave Goodman

Beware the Transcendence-Killing Lyric of Your Favorite Songs

The version in our head is grammatically incorrect, emotionally incoherent, and, in some cases, not even real words. But that's as it should be.

The Precise Number of Beach Photos You Should Take of Your Hot Russian Girlfriend

You just snuck into the status bargain basement by underbidding all of them for the "privilege" of following her around in order that she can share her body with the infinite network of global Instagram masturbators and - she hopes - her own bit of side cock.

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The Double Edged Sword of Dating Girls in the Sex Industry

Dave Goodman

Matzoh Ball Posole: A Tale of Redemption and Joyous Miscegenation

The flavorous resemblance to dishwater (or, on meatier days, bathwater) has been inescapable. Not quite thick enough to be stew and not quite thin enough to be tap water, posole has a lack of flavor all its own.

Throw Out "The Golden Rule" If You Want Any Happiness With Women

Unless you want to be on your knees taking a faceful of cum after licking your hairy asshole for a half an hour while withstanding a barrage of degrading dirty talk, then these rules do not apply to you. Rest easy.

Ramón Larsen

Kinky Kissing Cousins: The Bible and BDSM

Most men will absolutely not fuck their women properly.  And in the world of the natural man, most men will never fuck a woman at all.  Because the world of the natural man also houses the natural woman.  And her standards are stiffer than the unrequited boners of those losers she snubs.

Dave Goodman

How To Be A Better Fan

Worshippers are just haters in reverse. They are Schroedinger’s haters, keeping the option - and their leverage - alive forever.

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Repudiation, Self-Preservation and the Agonies of Lost Love

Dave Goodman

The Master and The Mentor: Liberating The Learner and The Learned

The Master is like a knowledge miser, sitting on a pile of gold he can not spend. He is unhappy, alone, unable to help most people, and also wracked with "imposter syndrome" that nobody can cure him of since no one else knows enough to tell hem he's not an imposter.

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One Last Gasp of Hipster Throwback Nostalgia. Or The Most Important Cultural Phenomenon of Our Lives.

The point is the shunning of economical equilibrium by choosing a vastly less efficient mode of creation than that which is so readily available elsewhere. But most importantly, there is that genuine desire to remember the authentic, the simple, and that more elusive quality than ever: the "real."